I have come to terms with the fact that you and I are in a very stable relationship. No matter how much I've worked out, cut calories, no amount of squats has deminished your presence. I will stop looking at pencil-thin skirts. I will no longer look at my thighs in workout tights and go "UUAAGGHH quietly". I understand this is how I was meant to look. I get it.
In a related topic, due to my hips, I don't think it's wise to wear tight, skinny jeans. Besides I'm 38 years old. Whewww...just dodged another fashion faux pas.