"Mom, can we have a chimney?" -Koo
"Why honey?" -me
"So Santa can bring our gifts to us." -Koo
"No Koo, he comes through our door." -S.E.
"No, S.E., he comes through our vents." -Koo
"Wow Koo, how do you know what vents are?" -me
"Dad gets mad when I put things down the vents." -Koo
"So, Koo you're saying Santa turns to dust to deliver presents? That doesn't make sense Koo." -S.E.
And off we continue to go to one of our favorite thrift stores.